Thursday, April 05, 2007

We are on the map!!!

Did you ever hear about the Nigerian fraud? So, here is an Israeli version of it. I think it is rather funny:

Private Ward 6,
Rambam Medical Center,
P O Box 151, Beer Sheba 84101
Tel Aviv.
Israel.
Email: jaron.abbas@inmail24.com

Hello,
I am very sorry to embarrass you with this email as I did not mean to intrude in your privacy if not for the peculiar situation I have found myself. As you read this, don't feel sorry for me, because it is the destiny of everyman to die someday. I am Jaron Abbas an Israeli by birth and a business merchant based in Tel Aviv. I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer.
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I regret that I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself), but my trade. Though I am very well to do, I was never open handed; I was always hostile to people and regarded them like they never had hopes of becoming as successful as myself. Now I know that there is a lot more to life than just prosperity.
I believe that when I am given a second chance to come to this world, I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that death is imminent, I have willed and given most of my belongings to immediate and extended family members, as well as a few close friends. I want Allah to be merciful to me and accept my soul. Hence I have decided to support charity work; this is what I want to be remembered for. So far, I have been able to reach out to a few charity organizations in the Singapore, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.
I once asked members of my family to aid me in giving of alms to those organizations catering for the less privileged in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the resources to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contempt with what I have left for them.
The last of my belonging which no one knows of, is the huge deposit of $2.5 Million US dollars that I have in a safe keeping company abroad, which I will want you to secure and bestow to charity organizations.
I have set aside a tenth of this for you.
If interested to help me use this funds to charity organizations please contact me on: jaron.abbas@inmail24.com for more details.
Allah is with you.
Jaron Abbas

We are on the map!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny, I just got the same email, but this time the person claims to be Muhammad Abas idenitfies himself as "... I am Mohammed Jaron Abbas an Israeli by birth and a business merchant based in Scotland . I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer." So he apparently is a business man in scotland, not in Tel Aviv...

Anonymous said...

OH, I forgot, his email now... ismohammed.jaronabbas@yahoo.de. You can write to him if you want to see your money disappear or your identity stolen...

Dima said...

How fast they can move ah? And in such unpredicted ways... This stuff makes me smile :)

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